[Image description: A screen-capture of a text message conversation on a smartphone. The screen depicts two messages from the same sender.
TEXT: Drunk thoughts: What if instead of invoking earth, air, fire, and water we instead invoked all of the elements on the periodic table individually? NERD WICCA.
Hail spirits of Argon! Of the noblest of gases! Join us in our circle and witness our rites! Lend us your lack of energy and inability to affect chemical reactions in most circumstances! *rings bell 18 times for atomic number*]
NERD WICCA. Count me in.
Unsure of the original source. Found on facebook and sent to me by Amazingly Amy. lolz for days.